FBI Witness Protection. Since Edward can not watch over Bella alone, or else die of starvation (because they could not hunting), joins forces with Jacob to take turns for protection. Here are scenes of jealousy between the two sum, whenever one has to go and leave Bella to another.
Note the face of Bella. There.
Jacob is at pains to always appear in poses very plastic and performing (always shirtless), style cover of For Men. Bella, unconvincingly proclaimed its neutrality ("I am Switzerland!"), Is careful to rub each other on one and the other in equal parts, so as not to hurt anyone, because she is a girl tired to live, yes, but also educated.
Jacob is convinced that Bella loves him, and during one of their walks, kisses her. She throws a punch and as the wolf men apparently are hard as rocks (as well as very hot, remember), he dislocated his wrist. Moment of great hilarity. Ah. Ah. From Wolf Man that should not ever ask who is Jacob let it go, but tells Bella: "You'll see that sooner or later you'll be asking me to kiss you."
The werewolf of our hearts all the evidence to convince Bella to stay with him and not to be vampire, until you get to them veiled indecent proposals: "But you can not get the first vampire to have really lived ... before I can ... "and stops. "Fàrmiticisi" I conclude. Stupidly, she does not grasp it. Regret it later.
Training Camp Vampires. The army of vampires who want to destroy the Cullens consists of "babies", or vampires who have just created a little 'blood and human tissue are then superforti (even more than the normal vampire superforti). I hear "baby" and I imagine them as Paciocchini.
I rely on Jasper Cullen (the one that wanted to eat Bella during her birthday party in
second film, good times), which is the only one who knows how to fight them and, on occasion, create a summer camp for vampires in which trains them to do so. The Cullens bring the suit and go to train. The werewolves are allied with them.
I did not find the Cullens in suit, there should be enough for this.
Swan House (now editor of "That ) .
Bella and her father have a conversation totally out of context and meaningless sex, during which Bella is at pains to tell the parent and all of us is still a virgin, but he knows how. I imagine that all this was a necessary premessa per la scena successiva.
Sto con uno dei Jonas Brothers . La sera, Bella ed Edward si trovano a casa di lui, completamente soli. Edward porta Bella nella sua stanza, e con somma sorpresa lei si accorge che lui ha comprato un LETTO! Siccome i due sono innamoratissimi e si conoscono molto bene, questo elemento ha un valore diametralmente opposto per i due. Secondo lei, il letto è stato comprato con lo scopo ben preciso di farle mettere in pratica tutto quello che ha imparato leggendo il
Cioè . Lui l'aveva comprato solo perchè lei avesse un posto dove dormire. Bella non vuole crederci, e cerca di convincere Edward a darsi da fare.
Want to see 'is when I can? What seems to work (with her much more committed to him, it must be said), except that when you are almost convinced that I've made, the sparkling romantic tells her: "Do not you dare to take off your clothes." Bella thinks I want to cut him, but when he stands still, he understands that he should accept the offers of Jacob, and hopefully not too late.
follows inner speech with an old friend of Bella:
sexual frustration: "Hello Bella, do you remember me?"
Bella: "How can we forget, you never abandoned."
FS: "And I never will, remember. Stephenie Meyer is Mormon
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This conversation is interrupted by the explanations of Edward. Oh, yes, because he is a man of another era. HE has no concept of sex before marriage. He points out that if she had lived in his time, he would have courted for months, maybe kissed a few times, but she would not be granted before he had asked for her hand to her father and then, in her knee. Translated down to earth: "If you were a girl like me would not you have to offer so easily, and you would have made me sweat a bit 'more." Bella at this point feels a little' zoKKola, and how blame her. But he, as pure & romantic man, take advantage of the moment is lost to kneel down and ask her to marry him, offering it as a Patacconi ring belonged to his mother. She, needless to say, agrees.
(Applause in the room, no joke).
The Grand Plan. Meanwhile, the story slowly progresses. It 's almost the time of the clash with the army of Paciocchini. The Cullens are studying a plan that is very sophisticated to secure Bella. The aspiring first vampire sow a little 'blood around to attract Paciocchini in a clearing, then it will flow in the arms of Jacob on top of a mountain, where waiting There will be Edward. Why Jacob and Edward door? Why Jacob smells like dog, and so confuse the smell of Paciocchini not realize the smell of Bella and can not keep track. If the Port Edward, I smell the vampire and locate.
brilliant plan, right? It also tried it once, which allows the director a couple of free shots of Bella in the arms of Jacob (shirtless).
But gelida manina .... E 'come on the eve of great battle. Bella is brought from the mountains Jacob. At the top of the waiting Edward, who mounted a curtain. Edward is offended because she does not cry in the world who will marry him and not wearing the ring. Bella replies that he does because he needs time to explain that to Jacob. Bla bla. But here, twist! There's a snowstorm, and Bella in danger of dying of cold. Edward can not heat it up because of his condition of frozen plaice, so we thought Jacob, who enters in a tent (shirtless) and slips into Bella's sleeping bag. All under the eyes of Edward. What tension! That looks intense! The next morning Edward
makes Jacob knows that Bella will marry him. He rears Jacob, Bella runs after him, as dialogues with intense scene intense and original "tell me why should I stay !"... ooooohhhh .... And at that point, Bella asks Jacob to kiss her. The Edward who reads everything with impure thoughts of Jacob (and thinks, "ah, if he had lived in the past with me, would never have those thoughts."). Jacob goes to fight happy. Edward takes Bella without even angry, because he is a man of another era.
Plot.
The war between vampires, hanging throughout the film, takes the usual 5 minutes, where you see that vampires are a mix between a block of ice and a Swarovski, and can literally be broken. Meanwhile, on the top, L'Oreal and uncover his friend Edward and Bella. But how? If they had devised a plan so perfect that we had brought her through the film with the evidence! Simple, have followed the smell of Edward coming up the mountain to wait for Bella. Fantastic, really, the floor fool of the century. In short, Edward is stricken with two, and is about to lose, but Bella glance arm (reminiscent of the beautiful celebration of 18 years) so the bad vampires are distracted by the smell of blood and Edward wins. Great pathos.
Meanwhile, the Cullens and the werewolves have already slaughtered the invincible army of super Paciocchini. With a plot device, however, a Paciocchino escaped the massacre, the last one left, instead of running away comes out of nowhere and shattered the shoulder of Jacob, who was carried off howling.
Almost simultaneously, there's Edward and Bella, who pines for Jacob's shoulder. But here come the Volturi. Not walking, not jumping, not running but floating.
DAKOTA FANNING is angry. Meanwhile, is losing its reputation as an actress involved with these stupid teen movies, and then Bella has not yet been ordered as a vampire. If he leaves, but very upset.
Dakota Fanning is upset.
Epilogue. The householder Cullen, medical care goes to the Jacob's shoulder. In the meantime, come all. Cullen looks at her dad and says: "Jacob is waiting for you." Even Dad Cullen prefers Bella with Jacob.
Bella comes in and sees Jacob (shirtless, but wrapped). They exchange words ammore.
The next day, the lawn that I would like Mill, Bella ammore also exchanged words with Edward, why not be a girl from another time, but it is really very polite.
I only do it for education. They decide the wedding date, and then she launches into a monologue that goes something like this:
I'm different, I do everything sucks, I do not feel comfortable anywhere, this world I like it, people do not like, I want a different life. This is why I you vampire, because I have the vocation to be a vampire, because I'm not good in this world.
If these are valid reasons, at this point we should all adolescent depressed vampire in the world.
END.
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) Bravissima Eliza! 
E 'became Mother of all. That's nice when he drove out of the assets. And when he defended Topher! "
